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A humorous birthday card with cat wearing sunglasses and standing on a surfboard. The front says, "Your birthday call. It demands CHAOS!" The inside says, "Let loose. Break stuff. Blame the dog. Have a legendary birthday!" Includes a white envelope.
A greeting card with a cat wearing sunglasses and the text "Your birthday called. It demands CHAOS!" A purple banner at the top that says, "Glossy finish" and a black circle with text that says, "For a slick, polished appearance."
A birthday greeting card. The inside reads, "Let loose. Break stuff. Blame the dog. Have a legendary birthday!" A purple banner at the bottom that says, "Printed message inside" and a black circle with text that says, "Room to add your own personal note."
A funny birthday card with a cat wearing sunglasses and text "Your birthday called. It demands CHAOS!" A purple banner at the bottom that says, "Large size" and a black circle with text that says, "7" tall by 5" wide."
White envelope on a light purple background with a purple label reading 'White envelope'.
Woman with curly hair smiling at a birthday party with colorful balloons and a cake.
White dog being held by two people with a purple banner above that reads, "Meet Zoë" and text below that reads, "Adopted from a rescue, Zoë filled our hearts and home with love and laughter. After she passed away, to honor her memory, a portion of profits from the sale of all Allynn's products are donated to organizations who work to improve the lives of animals."
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  • Load image into Gallery viewer, White dog being held by two people with a purple banner above that reads, "Meet Zoë" and text below that reads, "Adopted from a rescue, Zoë filled our hearts and home with love and laughter. After she passed away, to honor her memory, a portion of profits from the sale of all Allynn's products are donated to organizations who work to improve the lives of animals."
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Funny Cat Birthday Card for Men or Women

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🎉 Surf's up and rules are down! This hilarious birthday card is perfect for the friend who lives for mayhem and laughs. Featuring a laid-back cat in sunglasses, chillin’ on a surfboard, this card brings bold vibes and a wave of wild fun.

Why they'll love it:

  • 🐱 The front has a cool sunglasses-wearing cat riding a surfboard and reads "Your birthday called. It demands CHAOS!"
  • 🐶 Inside the cards says, "Let loose. Break stuff. Blame the dog. Have a legendary birthday!"
  • 💌 The card is a large size at 7" tall x 5" wide.
  • ✨ It's made of high-quality cardstock with a glossy front and writable matte interior.
  • 🐾 It's ideal for cat lovers, chaos agents, pranksters and anyone who deserves a legendary celebration.

It’s cheeky, it’s clever, and it’s got CAT-itude. Whether they’re the type to throw a party or cause a little playful destruction, this card delivers a birthday laugh they'll remember.

About Us 

After losing our beloved Shih Tzu Zoë, we were inspired to create greeting cards that carry the love, laughter, and joy she brought into our lives. All of our cards honor her playful spirit, and we hope they bring as much happiness to you as she did to us. ❤️