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A humorous anniversary card with a licking dog on a blue background. The front says, "Wanna French?" The inside says, "All these years later and I still want to make out with you like it's our first date. Happy Anniversary!" Includes a white envelope.
Humorous anniversary card with a dog sticking out its tongue and text 'Wanna French?' on a blue background, with a purple banner at the top that says, "Glossy finish" and a black circle with text that says, "For a slick, polished appearance."
An anniversary greeting card. The inside reads, "All these years later and I still want to make out w!ith you like it's our first date. Happy Anniversary" A purple banner at the bottom that says, "Printed message inside" and a black circle with text that says, "Room to add your own personal note."
Humorous anniversary card with a dog and text 'Wanna French?' on a blue background. A purple banner at the bottom that says, "Large size" and a black circle with text that says, "7" tall by 5" wide."
White envelope on a light purple background with a purple label reading 'White envelope'.
Man and woman dancing in a living room with a couch and chair in the background. Both are laughing.
White dog being held by two people with a purple banner above that reads, "Meet Zoë" and text below that reads, "Adopted from a rescue, Zoë filled our hearts and home with love and laughter. After she passed away, to honor her memory, a portion of profits from the sale of all Allynn's products are donated to organizations who work to improve the lives of animals."
Purple 'Allynn's' logo with a dotted circle on a white background.
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  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Humorous anniversary card with a dog and text 'Wanna French?' on a blue background. A purple banner at the bottom that says, "Large size" and a black circle with text that says, "7" tall by 5" wide."
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, White envelope on a light purple background with a purple label reading 'White envelope'.
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, Man and woman dancing in a living room with a couch and chair in the background. Both are laughing.
  • Load image into Gallery viewer, White dog being held by two people with a purple banner above that reads, "Meet Zoë" and text below that reads, "Adopted from a rescue, Zoë filled our hearts and home with love and laughter. After she passed away, to honor her memory, a portion of profits from the sale of all Allynn's products are donated to organizations who work to improve the lives of animals."
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French Kiss Funny Anniversary Card

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Keep the spark alive with this playful anniversary card that’s equal parts cheeky and heartfelt. The front features a tongue-in-cheek question — “Wanna French?” 

Why it's perfect for your anniversary: 

  • 💋 It's flirty and fun, striking the perfect balance between humor and heart, making it a memorable anniversary message.
  • ❤️ It celebrates the lasting passion and attraction that's still going strong. 
  • 🐕 The dog image adds humor and charm without taking away from the romantic message.
  • 💌 The card is a large size at 7" tall x 5" wide.
  • ✨ It's made of high-quality cardstock with a glossy front and writable matte interior.
  • 🌶️ Perfect for any milestone, whether it's year one or twenty-one, this card keeps the celebration light, loving, and just a little spicy. 

Because your love story isn’t just about history, it’s about chemistry. Keep the flame (and the kisses) going strong. Happy Anniversary! 

About Us 

After losing our beloved Shih Tzu Zoë, we were inspired to create greeting cards that carry the love, laughter, and joy she brought into our lives. All of our cards honor her playful spirit, and we hope they bring as much happiness to you as she did to us. ❤️