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Humorous front of birthday card that says "You're Cow Old?" featuring a surprised cartoon cow on a teal background. Inside it says "Happy Birthday!"
Close-up of the front of the "You're Cow Old?" birthday card with red text and a cartoon cow.
Inside view of birthday card with blank writable area and preprinted "Happy Birthday!" message.
You're Cow Old?" birthday card features shows it 5"x7" size, glossy front, writable inside, and includes white envelope.
Woman smiling and laughing as she opens a humorous cow-themed birthday card.
Photo of Zoë, our beloved adopted dog who brought joy to our family for seven years. In her memory, a portion of profits from Allynn’s products are donated to animal organizations who work to improve the lives of animals.
A portion of profits from the sale of all Allynn's products are donated to organizations who work to improve the lives of animals.
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You're Cow Old? Birthday Card

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Hilarious "You're Cow Old?" Birthday Greeting Card for Animal Lovers

Bring a smile to their face with this quirky and humorous birthday card! Featuring a shocked cartoon cow with the playful message "You're Cow Old?", this card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh and has a soft spot for animals. Ideal for birthdays, this card combines humor and charm with a high-quality, glossy finish and a writable inside – ready for your personal touch. Comes with a white envelope, so it's all set for gifting!

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Why you'll love this card:

  • Humorous Design: The front says, "You're Cow Old?" with a hilariously surprised cow illustration in vibrant colors.
  • Perfect Size: 5” x 7” – just the right size for a birthday card with impact.
  • Quality Finish: Glossy exterior with a smooth, writable inside for heartfelt messages.
  • Comes Ready to Gift: Includes one high-quality white envelope.
  • Ideal for Animal Lovers & Humor Fans: Great for anyone who appreciates a fun, animal-themed birthday card.

This card is a fantastic choice for anyone with a playful spirit who loves animals and a good laugh!

The unique design and witty message make it memorable, while the glossy finish ensures it looks high-quality and professional. It's more than just a card – it's a fun, lighthearted way to celebrate a loved one’s special day. 

Imagine the look of surprise and joy on your loved one’s face when they open this card! Whether they’re a farm animal fan, love a bit of humor, or just need a little extra cheer on their birthday, this card will brighten their day. It’s perfect for giving a giggle and making memories on birthdays.

About Us

After losing our beloved Shih Tzu Zoë, we were inspired to create greeting cards that carry the love, laughter, and joy she brought into our lives. Every card in this set honors her playful spirit, and we hope they bring as much happiness to you as she did to us. ❤️